

“And his name is Cee!” In the vaunted tradition of celebrities Muppeting it up for fun and profit, CeeLo gamely mashes up Italian soundtrack composer Piero Umiliani’s “Mah Nà Mah Nà” with hitmakers Adam Anders and Peer Astrom’s generic banger.Ģ6. “I think The Muppets hit a new low,” says heckling old man Statler. CeeLo Green & The Muppets, “All I Need Is Love” (2012) Consider it a Christmas cousin to John Cage’s even silenter “ 4’33.”Ģ7. The Russian-born classical pianist works his way up and down all 12 keys of the scale in this quickly disorienting and ultimately avant-garde take on the holiday chestnut. Alexander Zlatkovski, “Silent Night” (2014)

The hirsute Louisiana duck-hunting dynasty, led by racist and homophobic paterfamilias Phil Robertson, returned a volley in the War Against Christmas with Duck the Halls: A Robertson Family Christmas. “We ain’t got much but we work real hard,” sings Willie Robertson in the country-pop opener at least, they did until A&E canceled their show.Ģ8. The Robertsons, “Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Christmas” (2013) You’ll have to supply your own visuals to this nostalgic example of late-’80s hippie bashing, and Rivers’s choir indeed paints a quaint Norman Rockwell-esque portrait, singing “O come let us adore them/We quit our day jobs for them…/Garcia’s the Lord.” Bob Rivers Comedy Corp, “O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads” (1987)
